Plop – named after the sound he made upon his birth – is a notorious infant caregiver wanted by the police. Apparently, unwitting parents (including a particularly proud gay couple)…

On his 62nd birthday, confirmed lazybones Herbopolus grabs his nest egg and buys himself a new trailer, a fine 5th Wheel. Now all he has to do is sit back…

Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he played…

Wiggly Harris is a volunteer worker at a senior citizen’s home. Due to his obsession with stealing wigs, Wiggly has a warrant out for his arrest. Freaked out that his…

Black Jesus just can’t take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son – but not for the reasons you think. She won’t let him obsessively…