A husband is blackmailed by three lesbian bikers after they spot him having sex with another woman in a convertible. They then take the man’s wife out for a picnic…

An outrageously bawdy, sexed-up version of the world’s most famous love story.

When Mike “Army” Armstrong, a down-and-out NHL tough guy, is suspended from the league, he uses his time off to embark on a testosterone-fueled, skirt-chasing struggle against old foes to…